Eating Away My “LOST” Addiction

My name is Drew. It’s been one month since my last episode of LOST … since our last episode of LOST. All of us.

How is one to survive with summertime mid-season replacements and reruns? TV is entering a dark time, my friends. Darker than the smokey black heart of the Man In Black.

I’ll admit that I am the type of person who tends to seek comfort in food. And now, some genius mind has become my enabler in combining both my love of food and the best television show ever. Behold: Dharma Initiative food labels!

They’re just printables you can find on any number of websites. Download, print, cut, and paste. You’ve got yourself one fine Dharma Initiative meal to dull away the loss of LOST.

Now if none of this makes any sense to you, count yourself one of the lucky few. For those of us who have been lured in by the mythology and storytelling of LOST, it’s like we have a shared language revolving around philosophers, spiritual concepts, romantic entanglements, immortal monsters, and Walt. Waaaaaaaaaalt!

Geek out with me, my fellow Lostaways, as we gaze deep into the heart of the Island’s mysterious ways. Or just look at this label. Either way. It’s cool.

Notice “the numbers” on the UPC code? Notice the manufacturer? Notice something in the choking warning about a protocol manual? Notice how they spelled it “Chocking” (that has nothing to do with LOST — just a typo on the manufacturer’s part). Notice how I haven’t had anything better to do on Tuesday nights in six years?